I’ve seen an upswing in political spam lately, I’m not quite sure who the target audience is, most 419 emails are more convincing and coherent. Read on for your guarenteed surefire way to convince those pesky liberals using the “Daisy Cutter Moab Rebuttal.” (copyrighted for use by Republicans only) First an example talking point:

Liberal Lie #1: In October 24-26, 2000, detailed drills were held in the Pentagon practicing response in case an airliner crashed into the Pentagon building.

FACT: If God inspired the planners at the Pentagon to prepare for an attack on their building nearly one year before the September 11, 2001 attacks, they should be commended, not cast into suspicion.

Is there a name for the logical fallacy “Because God made it so”? And then there is this wonderfully mind-boggling, named after a weapon of mass destruction line of “reasoning” > Dear Fellow Republican, (ed. sent to an interal protest.net mailing list)

Because claims continue to grow that Vice President Cheney knew about and allowed the September 11, 2001 attacks for political and strategic gain, the Republican Party needs your moral and financial support more than ever.

Liberals are spreading over a hundred accusations that our Vice President of the United States of America knew about and allowed the 9/11 attacks.

Fellow Republicans, we recommend not directly addressing all the details spouted by liberals and their bleeding heart press. During a recent prayer meeting here at Patriotic Citizens for the Defense of American Values, deep inspiration and humility moved us to develop a special answer to the mounting liberal propaganda. We call our answer the “Daisy Cutter Moab Rebuttal.”

Here it is:
“Even if Vice President Cheney allowed the attacks on the WTC and Pentagon, he did so for the good of the nation. Franklin Roosevelt did this when he allowed the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor so the United States could join the war against the axis of evil of that era.”

Because liberals love Franklin Roosevelt so much, this answer shuts them up quickly.

Oh wow. That really put me in my place.