As the last bits of my room disappear away into boxes, I find the dismembered remains of the tavern puzzles that came with the house. An Iron Heart without the heart (hint: try sticking the heart’s tip through the eyes of the U), Lyon’s Loop without the ring (hint: try folding it), Sneaky Pete, also missing ring (hint: no idea), and a solved Chinese Puzzle, intact, but god forbid I spend the years (literally) it would take to put it back into its unsolved position.

I don’t think these are coming with me to Seattle.