Earthquake
An earthquake probably in the 6 and change range just hit around Paso Robles (in Central California, and it actually hit 20 miles west, but my nearest family is in Paso) map (via moreLikeThis) Up here it was gently rolling, but it went on and on. (45 seconds the reports say) I think Dad is calling Aunt Anna now, so there might be some reports from on the ground soon.