I recall vividly the gleam in [my department advisor’s] eye as he described an ecology experiment in Yellowstone, involving moose-suits and throwing urine-soaked snowballs at mooses. He thought it was the greatest thing. – Aidan – First Day of Classes, so-called

I was just discussing today with a my fellow drop out how I should really get around to going back to school. As a source of quotable material if nothing else.