Dru captures my lack of election year excitement in Election 2004

As an American citizen, I’ll be voting for the Democrats in the next election, based on their record of fiscal responsibility and clear-eyed pragmatism.

When the Democrats decide to kill hundreds of thousands of people, they do it cheaply and efficiently. Using CIA-funded death squads, “smart sanctions”, military aid to dictators, and surgical strikes, the Democrats have perfected the delicate art of global terrorism. The Republican emphasis on overblown budgets, deficit spending, troop-intensive campaigns, and fancy logistics is, by contrast, rather distasteful.