I never read Hellblazer, so I only know Gaiman’s interpretation of John Constantine, but if there was ever a character who seemed less clueless then Constantine, and less appropriate to be played as if he were suffering a lobotomy, I can’t think of it now.

So while Keanu is a brilliant choice as drug addled view point character of gorgeous looking Scanner Darkly (via), what the hell were they thinking casting him as Constantine?